Gays should I become an underwear model?

DorXtar · Oct 17, 2009, 06:16 PM

I'm beset by a huge burden. Now that I'm a hot chick, I feel I should do something with this new super power of hotness.

I've been thinking about it quite a lot now. Maybe I can become the first plus-sized male underwear model maybe and make buttloads of money?

ice · Oct 17, 2009, 06:18 PM

ViCyniC · Oct 17, 2009, 06:22 PM

I didn't know that you're a hot chick now. Post some

so that I can see your new hotness.

DorXtar · Oct 17, 2009, 06:25 PM

Hot chick in the male sense. I don't think you'll understand. Until you become a hot chick yourself.

ViCyniC · Oct 17, 2009, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DorXtar

Hot chick in the male sense. I don't think you'll understand. Until you become a hot chick yourself.

I don't think I'm ready yet like you are. You go girl (in the male sense).

wonder squirrel · Oct 17, 2009, 06:36 PM

Is this some kind of "before" and "after" modeling thing?

Zero · Oct 17, 2009, 06:45 PM

I think there's a market for your kind of looks. Are you allergic to vaseline at all?

MasterGoa · Oct 17, 2009, 06:50 PM

Please substanciate your claim...

wonder squirrel · Oct 17, 2009, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MasterGoa

Please substanciate your claim...

Whooooa, hold on there. I don't think I'm ready for Dorx to show off

of himself prancing around in skidmark strawn underwear

FrAg Of FuRy · Oct 17, 2009, 07:28 PM

The irony if your commercials aired during America's Most Wanted you over-sized pedo bear, you.

bete · Oct 17, 2009, 07:46 PM

Well this mental image pretty much guarantees f*cked up dreams tonight.

Thanks a lot Dorx.

guest · Oct 17, 2009, 07:55 PM

Yes go for it. Link us to the first ads you are in.

Pr3tty F1y · Oct 17, 2009, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guest

Yes go for it. Link us to the first ads you are in.

Alientank · Oct 17, 2009, 09:44 PM

pics noob, pics.

.nox · Oct 17, 2009, 09:49 PM

Yeah and do something funky with the earlobes.

bete · Oct 17, 2009, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alientank

pics noob, pics.

You must be nuts. You really want to see that?

You have stripped a brain bolt. Go see a neurologist. Maybe they can fix you.

lumpyhed · Oct 18, 2009, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pr3tty F1y

Now i know of a magazine i could get on the front cover of

Doozer · Oct 18, 2009, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alientank

pics noob, pics.

n00b,

Zero · Oct 18, 2009, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .nox

Yeah and do something funky with the earlobes.

Untapped niche market. Good idea!

beware of ear infections

Kortan · Oct 18, 2009, 09:05 AM

I voted No, the second one.

But perhaps you could become a hand model. Although you should stay away from irons, pianists and pez dispensers.

wabbitslayer · Oct 18, 2009, 09:56 AM

yes, but before posing, remember.....put the potato down the FRONT of the underwear

shockwave · Oct 18, 2009, 10:44 AM

Are ear lobes proportionate to testicle size? Only one way to find out.

View Poll Results: Should I become an underwear model?
Yes.	9	23.08%
No.	2	5.13%
The world isn't ready for a plus-sized underwear model.	15	38.46%
No.	13	33.33%
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Oct 17, 2009, 06:16 PM	#1	Advertisement (Guests Only) Login or Register to remove this ad
DorXtar mildly retarded Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: REPUBLI FRIENDS!!! Posts: 18,473	Gays should I become an underwear model? I'm beset by a huge burden. Now that I'm a hot chick, I feel I should do something with this new super power of hotness. I've been thinking about it quite a lot now. Maybe I can become the first plus-sized male underwear model maybe and make buttloads of money? __________________ Treat the cause, not the symptom. [Honda] - Low maintenance vehicles, [H]igh maintenance people.™ KNOCKING

Oct 17, 2009, 06:18 PM	#2
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Oct 17, 2009, 06:22 PM	#3
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Oct 17, 2009, 06:25 PM	#4
DorXtar mildly retarded Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: REPUBLI FRIENDS!!! Posts: 18,473	Hot chick in the male sense. I don't think you'll understand. Until you become a hot chick yourself. __________________ Treat the cause, not the symptom. [Honda] - Low maintenance vehicles, [H]igh maintenance people.™ KNOCKING

Oct 17, 2009, 06:36 PM	#6
wonder squirrel Godlike Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 11,347	Is this some kind of "before" and "after" modeling thing? __________________ The last of a dying breed..

Oct 17, 2009, 06:45 PM	#7
Zero Take it... and go. Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 19,477	I think there's a market for your kind of looks. Are you allergic to vaseline at all? __________________ Attaching the electrodes of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance since 1980.

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Oct 17, 2009, 06:50 PM	#8
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Oct 17, 2009, 07:28 PM	#10
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Oct 17, 2009, 07:46 PM	#11
bete Huh? Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 6,888	Well this mental image pretty much guarantees f*cked up dreams tonight. Thanks a lot Dorx. __________________ "If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?" (Albert Einstein)

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Oct 17, 2009, 07:55 PM	#12
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Oct 17, 2009, 09:44 PM	#14
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Oct 17, 2009, 09:49 PM	#15
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Oct 18, 2009, 09:05 AM	#20
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Oct 18, 2009, 09:56 AM	#21
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Oct 18, 2009, 10:44 AM	#22
shockwave canucklehead Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: SK Posts: 14,161	Are ear lobes proportionate to testicle size? Only one way to find out.

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