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Old May 4, 2012, 12:06 AM   #1
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Each dose—administered with a device designed by Philippe Starck—will give you only 0.075 milliliters of alcohol. Edwards claims that, thanks to the way the specially designed spray mechanism pulverizes the liquid into your mouth, the effect is full and instantaneous. However, once it disappears, you will not have any headache. In fact, you can pass any alcohol test after using it.
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Old May 4, 2012, 01:04 AM   #2
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Old May 4, 2012, 01:18 AM   #3
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Interesting that there is this and not a medical hypospray. Damn it where is my star trek hypospray. Yes I am a baby, I do not like needles
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Old May 4, 2012, 02:11 AM   #4
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Interesting that there is this and not a medical hypospray. Damn it where is my star trek hypospray. Yes I am a baby, I do not like needles
They do exist but not enough r and d has been carried out. Compared to hypodermic needles they cost a lot. From what I have read in the past they work by using lasers to open the pores of the skin and in effect push through the dosage.
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Old May 4, 2012, 03:39 AM   #5
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Who on earth would want to be drunk for a few seconds? What would be the point to that?
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Old May 4, 2012, 03:55 AM   #6
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Who on earth would want to be drunk for a few seconds? What would be the point to that?
No Idea, I rarely drink but when I do its for social reasons and getting a little buzzed.

Can't imagine me and my group of friends sitting around the table spraying this into our mouths. Then again I remember an article reporting that some bars spray an alcohol mist into the eye to get drunk....
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Old May 4, 2012, 04:19 AM   #7
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Who on earth would want to be drunk for a few seconds? What would be the point to that?
Clearly you and I have different ways to deal with the opposite sex.
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Old May 4, 2012, 08:33 AM   #8
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Gets you drunk just long enough for you to start a fight/ fall and hurt yourself. Then you get sobered up and deal with 'last nights' problems
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Old May 4, 2012, 08:40 AM   #9
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Who on earth would want to be drunk for a few seconds? What would be the point to that?
You would want it for the girl you are dating. Zap her with that a couple three times and even you'd look good to her.
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Old May 4, 2012, 08:41 AM   #10
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Gets you drunk just long enough for you to start a fight/ fall and hurt yourself. Then you get sobered up and deal with 'last nights' problems
Pfffft...like I need any help with that.
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Old May 4, 2012, 10:02 AM   #11
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Gets you drunk just long enough for you to jump on a cabbie and then get run over... Then you get sobered up and deal with 'last nights' problems from your hospital bed...
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Old May 4, 2012, 12:22 PM   #12
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They do exist but not enough r and d has been carried out. Compared to hypodermic needles they cost a lot. From what I have read in the past they work by using lasers to open the pores of the skin and in effect push through the dosage.
I think that they should just start asking for donations to get this thing going because there is a large section of the population that are needle phobics. I know that I would throw money at it until it was ready. I get a shiver up the spine just thinking about needles.
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Old May 4, 2012, 03:25 PM   #13
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Had them for ages, they are called "jet injectors".
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Similar idea to the alcohol vaporizers I've seen a few times. Basically, the blood vessels on the inside of your nasal cavity are both very close to your brain, and absorb things from the air very easily, so you get a very small amount of alcohol almost directly into the blood stream which is almost immediately before the brain, then it's quickly diluted and removed since so little was actually present.

Same idea as blow, or huffing spray paint - you know, a wholesome and worthwhile activity.
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Could be useful to give socially anxious people a little push without needing to be blackout drunk.
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