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Old Apr 30, 2012, 05:41 PM   #1
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SAN FRANCISCO (WWJ) - BMW North America has probably had to deal with plenty of unusual lawsuits, but one filed last week may be a first — a California man says the seat on his motorcycle has given him an erection he just can’t shake.

Henry Wolf of California is suing BMW America and aftermarket seatmaker Corbin-Pacific claiming his issue began after a four-hour ride on his 1993 BMW motorcycle, with a ridge like seat. Wolf is seeking compensation for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and what he calls “general damage.”

He said he’s had the erection non-stop for 20 months. And it comes with another side effect: The lawsuit says Wolf is “now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.”
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Old Apr 30, 2012, 06:20 PM   #2
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...weird stuff happens every day, but damn. And how exactly is BMW responsible for this?
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Old Apr 30, 2012, 08:52 PM   #4
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Why can't he have sex if he's had an erection all this time? Seems like he'd be able to go on for as long as he'd like to.
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According to Viagra this man should be dead.
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Generally, an erection lasting more than 4 hours is considered a medical emergency (see priapism). Persistent erection for 20 months? Umm, no. Lawsuit is pretty bogus
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Stupid news is stupid. Cut off the guys schlong and all is solved, idiot.
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My GS hasn't done that to me.

Yet.
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