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train2win · Apr 30, 2012, 05:41 PM

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2012/04/...tent-erection/

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SAN FRANCISCO (WWJ) - BMW North America has probably had to deal with plenty of unusual lawsuits, but one filed last week may be a first — a California man says the seat on his motorcycle has given him an erection he just can’t shake.

Henry Wolf of California is suing BMW America and aftermarket seatmaker Corbin-Pacific claiming his issue began after a four-hour ride on his 1993 BMW motorcycle, with a ridge like seat. Wolf is seeking compensation for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and what he calls “general damage.”

He said he’s had the erection non-stop for 20 months. And it comes with another side effect: The lawsuit says Wolf is “now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.”

Redshirt_X · Apr 30, 2012, 06:20 PM

...weird stuff happens every day, but damn. And how exactly is BMW responsible for this?

Cowzrul · Apr 30, 2012, 08:52 PM

Why can't he have sex if he's had an erection all this time? Seems like he'd be able to go on for as long as he'd like to.

wonder squirrel · Apr 30, 2012, 09:47 PM

20 month boner

Omega53 · Apr 30, 2012, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by wonder squirrel

20 month boner

According to Viagra this man should be dead.

DeathKnight · Apr 30, 2012, 10:54 PM

Generally, an erection lasting more than 4 hours is considered a medical emergency (see priapism). Persistent erection for 20 months? Umm, no. Lawsuit is pretty bogus

Destroy · Apr 30, 2012, 11:01 PM

Stupid news is stupid. Cut off the guys schlong and all is solved, idiot.

**swingline** · May 1, 2012, 09:53 AM

My GS hasn't done that to me.

Yet.

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May 1, 2012, 09:53 AM	#9
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