Oh, my god... Tears are actually coming out of my eyes.
While the read was good, what made me laugh the most, was the picture.
I was reading, with the top part of Dawn's head.. and a slight flickering at the bottom. When I scrolled down to read some more.. the last thing I would have thought to see was turtles getting it on. That cracked me up man.
If you are the original author of that (as I suspect you are - seeing as how nobody has yet said 'oh, yeah I saw that already (link) here.), then you are a genius.
That should even make an nVidiot laugh.