Originally Posted by Munkus
The Samsung Galaxy Tab S3 meets most of that criteria. No USB exactly, but it does have a removable SD card. Or simply plug the whole thing into your computer with an USB-C cable and access the file system directly. If the S3 is too pricey, go for the S2. Costco sells them for around $329 IIRC.
That doesn't look bad at all. I'm missing the convenience of a tablet and will not do crapple either.