Lots of men are into mom-bod. Your dad was. Or else you wouldn't be here.
And if you think she's fat, you seriously need to get your eyes checked, son.
"And if I only could, Make a deal with God, And get him to swap our places..." - Placebo, "Running Up That Hill"
RIP, Hannibal. RIP, Shadow. RIP, Mitchell. RIP, Annie. RIP, Jones.