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kepler
Jul 19, 2005, 12:08 PM
King County sheriff's detectives are investigating the owners of an Enumclaw-area farm after a Seattle man died from injuries sustained while having sex with a horse boarded on the property.

Investigators first learned of the farm after the man died at Enumclaw Community Hospital July 2. The county Medical Examiner's Office ruled that the death was accidental and the result of having sex with a horse.

A surveillance camera picked up the license plate of the car that dropped the man off at the hospital, which led detectives to the farm and other people involved, said sheriff's Sgt. John Urquhart.

Deputies don't believe a crime occurred because bestiality is not illegal in Washington state and the horse was uninjured, said Urquhart.:lol:


http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002382718_horse15m.html

Perky McGiggles
Jul 19, 2005, 12:18 PM
How'd he die? Did the horse sit down on his lap or something? :bleh:

some12k
Jul 19, 2005, 12:19 PM
:bleh:

swingline
Jul 19, 2005, 12:20 PM
How'd he die? Did the horse sit down on his lap or something? :bleh:

No kidding? Infection maybe? :evil:

berry778
Jul 19, 2005, 12:22 PM
How'd he die? Did the horse sit down on his lap or something? :bleh:

On July 2, a 45-year-old Seattle man died from something called acute peritonitis. His colon was perforated while he was having sex with a horse.

from today's article:http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002389068_brodeur19m.html

Perky McGiggles
Jul 19, 2005, 12:24 PM
On July 2, a 45-year-old Seattle man died from something called acute peritonitis. His colon was perforated while he was having sex with a horse.

from today's article:http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002389068_brodeur19m.html

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/3001/ugh7ln.gif

EagleClaw
Jul 19, 2005, 12:25 PM
omg :lol:

swingline
Jul 19, 2005, 12:26 PM
On July 2, a 45-year-old Seattle man died from something called acute peritonitis. His colon was perforated while he was having sex with a horse.

from today's article:http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002389068_brodeur19m.html

How the hell does that happen?

Spyder
Jul 19, 2005, 12:27 PM
How the hell does that happen?
well you see, he was the catcher, not the pitcher

Dave
Jul 19, 2005, 12:31 PM
well you see, he was the catcher, not the pitcher


:lol:

berry778
Jul 19, 2005, 12:31 PM
well you see, he was the catcher, not the pitcher

That's exactaly how I explained it to my wife last night, when she asked the exact same question. :lol:

xwl
Jul 19, 2005, 12:33 PM
http://www.vitapharmica.com/images/WEB_IMAGES/happy%20colon.gif


Not so happy now colon eh?

:lol:

swingline
Jul 19, 2005, 12:35 PM
well you see, he was the catcher, not the pitcher

Oh sweet Jesus. The title should be "Man dies whilst getting shagged by local horse".

Shapeshifter
Jul 19, 2005, 12:43 PM
Oh sweet Jesus. The title should be "Man dies whilst getting shagged by local horse".
:lol:

:barf:

wonder squirrel
Jul 19, 2005, 12:45 PM
Oh sweet Jesus. The title should be "Man dies whilst getting shagged by local horse".

:lol: :D :lol:

:bleh:

Gator
Jul 19, 2005, 12:47 PM
http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/3001/ugh7ln.gifewhttp://img58.imageshack.us/img58/3001/ugh7ln.gif

SirBaron
Jul 19, 2005, 12:48 PM
:lol:

Krychek57
Jul 19, 2005, 12:52 PM
Gotta Love Enumclaw...

bounty_hunter
Jul 19, 2005, 12:53 PM
ugh...so he was the catcher...my god.

Krychek57
Jul 19, 2005, 12:55 PM
ugh...so he was the catcher...my god.

The goatse man :eek: :bleh:

EDIT: goat se is edited HAHAHAHA :bleh:

Sasquach
Jul 19, 2005, 01:15 PM
that is just fricking nasty.....

rayzian
Jul 19, 2005, 01:32 PM
So like... did he die while it was still in him? :bleh:

That would mean... he would've still been hanging.. off.. the wang... :bleh:

Zero
Jul 19, 2005, 01:42 PM
So like... did he die while it was still in him? :bleh:

That would mean... he would've still been hanging.. off.. the wang... :bleh:

http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/9394/sadhorse5lu.jpg

vazel
Jul 19, 2005, 01:46 PM
omg, and there was a group of people involved in this... how do you get the nerve to gather a group of friends to have sex with animals. just drive to the city and pay a whore...

kepler
Jul 19, 2005, 01:47 PM
How do they know it wasn't rape??

lumpyhed
Jul 19, 2005, 01:49 PM
Oh sweet Jesus. The title should be "Man dies whilst getting shagged by local horse".

I can not help but think of your avatar in this thread :bleh:

Sasquach
Jul 19, 2005, 01:49 PM
In soviet Russia, Horse does....

wait a sec.... :eek: :eek: :eek:

Adanu
Jul 19, 2005, 02:01 PM
:lol: If the guy wanted to be screwed by a horse, let him. :lol:

kepler
Jul 19, 2005, 02:03 PM
:lol: If the guy wanted to be screwed by a horse, let him. :lol:They did, you can **** all the animals you like in washington state.

Uber_Tiny
Jul 19, 2005, 02:04 PM
I deem this thread sick and discusting. EWWWWWW is all I can think of. :hmm:

NEODARK
Jul 19, 2005, 02:04 PM
OMG, rofl.. Stupid ass, oh I mean.. Nevermind :bleh:

sick

undernine
Jul 19, 2005, 02:07 PM
I deem this thread sick and discusting. EWWWWWW is all I can think of. :hmm:

Thank god your in Oregon where kind of thing isn't allowed.


Wow, I am never going to Washington. I cannot believe that sort of thing isn't illegal. Unbelievable. I wonder what his conversation with St. Peter is going to start with.

Zero
Jul 19, 2005, 02:12 PM
Thank god your in Oregon where kind of thing isn't allowed.


Wow, I am never going to Washington. I cannot believe that sort of thing isn't illegal. Unbelievable. I wonder what his conversation with St. Peter is going to start with.

"Have you met my friend, Abe Lincoln?"
"Actually, yes, I have."
"Do you take Monopoly money?"

AsDDff
Jul 19, 2005, 02:14 PM
Seattle slew :sly:

Honsy
Jul 19, 2005, 02:33 PM
Seattle slew :sly:

ZIIING!!!

Ok, you're taking something as big as a horse c0ck up the cornhole and you DIDN'T expect that to happen? Should have used more KY:D

Uber_Tiny
Jul 19, 2005, 02:38 PM
ZIIING!!!

Ok, you're taking something as big as a horse c0ck up the cornhole and you DIDN'T expect that to happen? Should have used more KY:D

:SHUDERS:

Ok enough of this thread for me. I'm out!! :(

wonder squirrel
Jul 19, 2005, 02:39 PM
Wheres the :Pics: :D

:bleh:

Hyrax
Jul 19, 2005, 02:41 PM
was he really the catcher? It doesnt say in the link. :hmm:

I'd say he got hindkicked to death. :(

Djinn
Jul 19, 2005, 02:50 PM
... I wonder what his conversation with St. Peter is going to start with.
As long as it doesn't start with "Please, have a seat."

berry778
Jul 19, 2005, 02:54 PM
was he really the catcher? It doesnt say in the link. :hmm:

I'd say he got hindkicked to death. :(

So you're saying he got the horses hoof up the a$$?? :lol:

Ne0Griever
Jul 19, 2005, 03:02 PM
Oh he caught from behind. It all make sense now unfortunatly.

kepler
Jul 19, 2005, 03:05 PM
So you're saying he got the horses hoof up the a$$?? :lol:The horse ass****ed him AND kicked his ass.

Daamn.

Alt-F4
Jul 19, 2005, 03:14 PM
he shouldn't have clenched the cheeks in the removal process.....:bleh:

TheSoupNazi
Jul 19, 2005, 03:17 PM
:nuts: :nuts:

Perky McGiggles
Jul 19, 2005, 03:19 PM
he shouldn't have clenched the cheeks in the removal process.....:bleh:

oh shi...

kepler
Jul 19, 2005, 03:23 PM
St Peter: What was the last thing that went through your mind when you died?

Dead guy: The glans I think.

Alt-F4
Jul 19, 2005, 03:26 PM
St Peter: What was the last thing that went through your mind when you died?

Dead guy: The glans I think.

:lol::lol:

nice...

Leprechaun
Jul 19, 2005, 03:37 PM
so it's not mansechs it's horsechs?

P1x44r
Jul 19, 2005, 03:42 PM
So, please clarify this for me guys... Did the man get owned or was he trying to own..? :hmm:

Adanu
Jul 19, 2005, 03:48 PM
I still find the whole thing funny. At least one state has an open mind.

Shapeshifter
Jul 19, 2005, 03:48 PM
So, please clarify this for me guys... Did the man get owned or was he trying to own..? :hmm:

Hasen't it been clear enough with what everyone has been saying?

Here I will put it in english for you.

The man was having ANAL sex with a HORSE.

He was the one GETTING ANAL F*CKED. (not the HORSE) :eek:

Psionic
Jul 19, 2005, 04:00 PM
How do they know it wasn't rape??
"investigators found hundreds of hours of videotape depicting men, including the one who died, having sex with horses."

:eek: :eek: :nuts:


































:Pics: ?

kepler
Jul 19, 2005, 04:01 PM
I still find the whole thing funny. At least one state has an open mind.One state??

Ohhh think again.Thirty-three states ban sex with animals, he said.......

P1x44r
Jul 19, 2005, 04:04 PM
Next time the idiots should try an elephant.

SirBaron
Jul 19, 2005, 04:12 PM
One state??

Ohhh think again.......

I think he ment the other way round. As in keep a open mind about the whole subject :bleh:.

Skynet
Jul 19, 2005, 04:12 PM
wow, just WOW :nuts:

bounty_hunter
Jul 19, 2005, 04:16 PM
I still find the whole thing funny. At least one state has an open mind.
here we go..

kepler
Jul 19, 2005, 04:20 PM
here we go..:lol:

Perky McGiggles
Jul 19, 2005, 04:23 PM
I still find the whole thing funny. At least one state has an open mind.

Yeah, lets keep an open mind to having sex with animals. How dare we close our minds and think it's wrong. :bleh:

kepler
Jul 19, 2005, 04:25 PM
Yeah, lets keep an open mind to having sex with animals. How dare we close our minds and think it's wrong. :bleh:HELP HELP IM BEING OPRESSED

pink_pants
Jul 19, 2005, 04:26 PM
:lol:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/pink_pants77/brynn.jpg

Guts
Jul 19, 2005, 04:27 PM
this happend in my town. and the horse "shagged" him.

kepler
Jul 19, 2005, 04:28 PM
this happend in my town. :lol:

Emmet Otter
Jul 19, 2005, 04:42 PM
http://img73.echo.cx/img73/7584/idhitit4ww.jpg

bounty_hunter
Jul 19, 2005, 04:46 PM
:lol:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/pink_pants77/brynn.jpg
:lol:

no no you just don't understand, dogs secretly want it.

AlienZombie
Jul 19, 2005, 04:58 PM
http://img73.echo.cx/img73/7584/idhitit4ww.jpg
:lol:
(and BTW: my fiancee loves the emmet otter movie)

kepler
Jul 19, 2005, 05:03 PM
:lol:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/pink_pants77/brynn.jpg:lol: tooshay

Hyrax
Jul 19, 2005, 05:32 PM
http://img73.echo.cx/img73/7584/idhitit4ww.jpg
Post this in the i'd hit it thread :D

Bladedog
Jul 19, 2005, 05:40 PM
Man I thought from the title this was going to cheer me up, then when I realised he'd been on the receiving end ...... :lol: :lol:

BTW, is it still a crime of beasiality against the animal if he is the, ahem, active partner? Surely its a crime of "humanality" against the horse, I mean you can't force a horse to "take you up the wrong'n" can you? The horse must have been a willing participant of sorts.

spyre
Jul 19, 2005, 06:08 PM
That will teach him not to use a shetland pony :)

dreamwalker
Jul 19, 2005, 06:24 PM
LMAO, best thread ever :lol: :up:

Psionic
Jul 19, 2005, 06:50 PM
Man I thought from the title this was going to cheer me up, then when I realised he'd been on the receiving end ...... :lol: :lol:

BTW, is it still a crime of beasiality against the animal if he is the, ahem, active partner? Surely its a crime of "humanality" against the horse, I mean you can't force a horse to "take you up the wrong'n" can you? The horse must have been a willing participant of sorts.
Bill Clinton would say that he didnt actually have sex with the horse... the horse had sex with him ;) Therefore no beastiality was involved...

Treeckcold57
Jul 19, 2005, 07:06 PM
yeah I noticed that...I did remember that I saw prOn chick had sex wtih horse the pics on somewhere site. 0_o

but I already gotta quit. :bleh: :o

VW_Factor
Jul 19, 2005, 07:24 PM
:lol:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/pink_pants77/brynn.jpg

:lol:

*clap*

I.S.T.
Jul 19, 2005, 07:51 PM
:lol:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/pink_pants77/brynn.jpg

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PiIsExactly3
Jul 19, 2005, 08:00 PM
http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/3001/ugh7ln.gif
I don't think theres a better response than that.

jimmt
Jul 19, 2005, 08:04 PM
Horse: Back dat arse up!
Horse: who' gonna ride that train
Horse: Dang't! ED I got another dead one!

Jim

_-F10-_
Jul 19, 2005, 08:48 PM
wow....ok. kinda off topic but relevant

when i was in 4H way the hell back when I would camp in the washington county fairgrounds instdead of going home each night. One year there was a big stink because animals, specifically pigs, wee being taken out of their pens at night. <not like stolen, but it was against policy to take animals out of the barns after a certain time and the owners were taking them out I guess>

Basically, you could sit out in the fairgrounds around 3ish or so and watch certain owners take their pigs and lead them into their trailors.....yeah.

:bleh:

crazy weird people out there with their fetishes....

PiIsExactly3
Jul 19, 2005, 08:57 PM
Basically, you could sit out in the fairgrounds around 3ish or so and watch certain owners take their pigs and lead them into their trailors.....yeah.Maybe they just put a top hat and monicle on them and had a tea party. :confused:

Shapeshifter
Jul 19, 2005, 08:58 PM
wow....ok. kinda off topic but relevant

when i was in 4H way the hell back when I would camp in the washington county fairgrounds instdead of going home each night. One year there was a big stink because animals, specifically pigs, wee being taken out of their pens at night. <not like stolen, but it was against policy to take animals out of the barns after a certain time and the owners were taking them out I guess>

Basically, you could sit out in the fairgrounds around 3ish or so and watch certain owners take their pigs and lead them into their trailors.....yeah.

:bleh:

crazy weird people out there with their fetishes....

Thus forever in your memories as "The best time at 4H ever dear dairy" :lol:

Fuku2
Jul 19, 2005, 09:06 PM
From the size of those animals I wouldn't doubt the guys voice was hoarse as well. Might be difficult to explain at the hospital.

PoolShark
Jul 19, 2005, 09:12 PM
So this horse @$%#@ had an audience?! :nuts:

Fuku2
Jul 19, 2005, 09:15 PM
Where do you think all the sick internet videos and pictures come from? People do it and some people want too see it.
I've never really seen any beastiality pics or movies except for maybe one pic. Not interested. Heck, tubgirl was enough for me.

shockwave
Jul 19, 2005, 09:18 PM
http://img73.echo.cx/img73/7584/idhitit4ww.jpg

TWICE!!:D

Psionic
Jul 19, 2005, 09:21 PM
From the size of those animals I wouldn't doubt the guys voice was hoarse as well. Might be difficult to explain at the hospital.
ROFL!!! I dont even want to know why you thought about his throat :lol: :hmm:

"Sir, you have the largest throat we have seen... have you been doing any unusual activities?

Fuku2
Jul 19, 2005, 09:26 PM
In one end...out the other. Nuff said.

typoEDR
Jul 19, 2005, 09:30 PM
Dang, dat sh!t is nasty.

squid
Jul 19, 2005, 09:54 PM
damn i wonder how i haven't killed any chicks yet :bleh:

Shapeshifter
Jul 19, 2005, 10:07 PM
damn i wonder how i haven't killed any chicks yet :bleh:
which also leads to the question why we haven't heard of any girls also being killed from this...

:bleh:

Hyrax
Jul 19, 2005, 10:14 PM
wow....ok. kinda off topic but relevant

when i was in 4H way the hell back when I would camp in the washington county fairgrounds instdead of going home each night. One year there was a big stink because animals, specifically pigs, wee being taken out of their pens at night. <not like stolen, but it was against policy to take animals out of the barns after a certain time and the owners were taking them out I guess>

Basically, you could sit out in the fairgrounds around 3ish or so and watch certain owners take their pigs and lead them into their trailors.....yeah.

:bleh:

crazy weird people out there with their fetishes....\

Here Piggy, Piggy! Come to Papa!

drspangle
Jul 20, 2005, 12:32 AM
<devils advocate>

How is this worse that man-man sex? Both are 'unnatural'*. The horse obviously didn`t mind.

*In terms of propogating the species.

Zero
Jul 20, 2005, 12:45 AM
<devils advocate>

How is this worse that man-man sex? Both are 'unnatural'*. The horse obviously didn`t mind.

*In terms of propogating the species.

Consent.

Edit: if it didn't mind, why did it hindkick the man?

Hyrax
Jul 20, 2005, 12:55 AM
Consent.

Edit: if it didn't mind, why did it hindkick the man?


All the link said was man died while they were having sex.
possible death scenarios

1.)Girth ruptured his anus.
2.)Horse squeezed too tightly, and thus rupturing his penos.
3.)Horse ejaculation was too powerful.
4.)Got hindkicked while trying to enter from behind.

I think #4 is the most likely scenario. :bleh:

Skynet
Jul 20, 2005, 01:01 AM
^^ you know WAAAAAAAAAY too much about horse/man sex. :bleh:

drspangle
Jul 20, 2005, 01:29 AM
Consent.

Edit: if it didn't mind, why did it hindkick the man?

If sticking it`s dick in his ass isn`t consent I don`t know what is :p

Zero
Jul 20, 2005, 01:51 AM
If sticking it`s dick in his ass isn`t consent I don`t know what is :p

Horse felt a hole and something to mount and went for it... but didn't "know better". I dunno, you're a vet. There's a measure of respect people bestow to animals that are in their care, by doing so we imply that they have rights to such things as space, privacy, freedom from harm, etc. When humans act to breach those boundaries between themselves, there's usually a form of consent between those involved.

How we define consent usually depends on awareness of the circumstances. If we hold to the idea that no animal, or at least very few, outside our species is capable of understanding the space/time cirumstances surrounding them to the same extent as we do, then communicating a request for consentual behaviour is impossible. And since we can afford them a measure of living-being rights, it would be hypocritical of us to deny them rights of consent.

This is strictly speaking from a civilized moral code. Definitions of rights, consent and intent don't really exist in the natural world. So to answer your question, it is only worse than other social taboos because it is exactly that, a social taboo imposed on a non-social situation (and perhaps also because it circumvents inherent biological taboos against interspecies mating).

El Sid
Jul 20, 2005, 01:55 AM
3.)Horse ejaculation was too powerful.
:eek:
Good GOD!!! The visual of a dead guy with horse ejaculate pooring out of his ears and nostrils might just make me vomit. Thanks a lot. :mad:

I bet his mother is sooo proud right now.
Mom: "Were you raised in a barn? Cut out that horseplay right now!"


Ba DUM bum.

Kombatant
Jul 20, 2005, 02:02 AM
So this gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Get off your high horse" I guess... :bleh:

El Sid
Jul 20, 2005, 02:04 AM
So this gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Get your high horse off" I guess... :bleh:

Fixed :bleh:

Skynet
Jul 20, 2005, 02:05 AM
So this gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Get off your high horse" I guess... :bleh:
LMAO :lol: I'm very disappointed you would say such a thing LOL :lol: :lol:

Psionic
Jul 20, 2005, 07:56 AM
:eek:
Good GOD!!! The visual of a dead guy with horse ejaculate pooring out of his ears and nostrils might just make me vomit. Thanks a lot. :mad:

That makes me laugh :lol:

wonder squirrel
Jul 20, 2005, 08:09 AM
:D

:bleh:

Spyder
Jul 20, 2005, 08:50 AM
well...the thing about it is this. horse wangs are huge. theres no way the guy could've handled it by himself, which explains the "audience" of other men. i'm guessing they had to help the horse do him in the butt.

anywho.. a fun fact about horses is they actually have a BONE that shoots into their pen0s at some point during their excitement so they can get a full hardon. their wangs are too big to be supplied only by blood.

so what i'm thinking is that while the other guys were helping the whole scenario along, they must've excited the horse enough for the bone to shoot into the horse's pen0s which would have no doubt impaled the guy from the inside.

thus the ruptured colon.

/thread

wonder squirrel
Jul 20, 2005, 09:01 AM
well...the thing about it is this. horse wangs are huge. theres no way the guy could've handled it by himself, which explains the "audience" of other men. i'm guessing they had to help the horse do him in the butt.

anywho.. a fun fact about horses is they actually have a BONE that shoots into their pen0s at some point during their excitement so they can get a full hardon. their wangs are too big to be supplied only by blood.

so what i'm thinking is that while the other guys were helping the whole scenario along, they must've excited the horse enough for the bone to shoot into the horse's pen0s which would have no doubt impaled the guy from the inside.

thus the ruptured colon.

/thread

Like a horse penis, thats alot of information to take in

:bleh:

Spyder
Jul 20, 2005, 09:05 AM
Like a horse penis, thats alot of information to take in

:bleh:
:lol:

Adanu
Jul 20, 2005, 09:11 AM
:lol:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/pink_pants77/brynn.jpg

:hmm:

There you go AGAIN. I said at least one state has an open mind, WHERE in the HELL did I say that I wanted to screw animals?

Lay off, you're opening a whole new debate right there.

dreamwalker
Jul 20, 2005, 10:11 AM
:hmm:

There you go AGAIN. I said at least one state has an open mind, WHERE in the HELL did I say that I wanted to screw animals?

Lay off, you're opening a whole new debate right there.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Vengeance
Jul 20, 2005, 10:43 AM
I still find the whole thing funny. At least one state has an open mind.

:nuts:

here we go..

:lol::up:

Vengeance
Jul 20, 2005, 10:45 AM
:hmm:

There you go AGAIN. I said at least one state has an open mind, WHERE in the HELL did I say that I wanted to screw animals?

Lay off, you're opening a whole new debate right there.


She meant it as a joke man, lighten up a bit MmmKay? :hmm:

Honsy
Jul 20, 2005, 10:48 AM
I guess the next question to warp peoples minds with is why was a group of MEN watching another MAN take it up the poop-shoot by a MALE horse?

.

..

...

EEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!

GSGRUNT
Jul 20, 2005, 10:49 AM
I still find the whole thing funny. At least one state has an open mind.

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/8171/liberalcrap9bz.jpg

I :heart: ^this^ image.

Spyder
Jul 20, 2005, 11:39 AM
I guess the next question to warp peoples minds with is why was a group of MEN watching another MAN take it up the poop-shoot by a MALE horse?

.

..

...

EEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!
circle jerk!!

:bleh:

Adanu
Jul 20, 2005, 12:49 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

She started, not I. :p :lol:

She meant it as a joke man, lighten up a bit MmmKay? :hmm:

No can do.

Vengeance
Jul 20, 2005, 01:12 PM
No can do.


And thats why you will never fit in. :down::(

AluminumHaste
Jul 20, 2005, 01:19 PM
And thats why you will never fit in. :down::(

Social Reject :confused:

bounty_hunter
Jul 20, 2005, 01:20 PM
And thats why you will never fit in. :down::(
thats what he secretly wants...

Agent Ruby
Jul 20, 2005, 01:21 PM
Looks like the guy is so totally screwed now :lol: :D :lol:

SirBaron
Jul 20, 2005, 01:21 PM
And thats why you will never fit in. :down::(

QFT

LMFAO @ EL SID's comment.

Perky McGiggles
Jul 20, 2005, 01:40 PM
thats what he secretly wants...

:lol:

pink_pants
Jul 20, 2005, 01:42 PM
:lol:
its funny cuz its true ;)

Agent Ruby
Jul 20, 2005, 01:58 PM
well...the thing about it is this. horse wangs are huge. theres no way the guy could've handled it by himself, which explains the "audience" of other men. i'm guessing they had to help the horse do him in the butt.

anywho.. a fun fact about horses is they actually have a BONE that shoots into their pen0s at some point during their excitement so they can get a full hardon. their wangs are too big to be supplied only by blood.

so what i'm thinking is that while the other guys were helping the whole scenario along, they must've excited the horse enough for the bone to shoot into the horse's pen0s which would have no doubt impaled the guy from the inside.

thus the ruptured colon.

/thread
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kepler
Jul 20, 2005, 02:36 PM
http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/8171/liberalcrap9bz.jpg

I :heart: ^this^ image.:lol:

wazman
Jul 20, 2005, 03:34 PM
Danger, Will Robinson...

Boy, did this thread take a detour over the last couple of pages.

:nag:

I think we can stop picking on the guy, now.

Adanu
Jul 20, 2005, 03:44 PM
its funny cuz its true ;)

:rolleyes:

If you're going to jump on bangwagons against me, at least jump on one which makes sense.

SirBaron
Jul 20, 2005, 03:53 PM
:rolleyes:

If you're going to jump on bangwagons against me, at least jump on one which makes sense.

Well anywho this thread is now about man dies whilst getting boned by a horse again. :bleh:

Chode
Jul 22, 2005, 09:32 AM
Well anywho this thread is now about man dies whilst getting boned by a horse again. :bleh:

You'd think that once would be enough. I mean, once the bleeding stopped you'd always be free-flowing in the back-door area....

Hyrax
Jul 26, 2005, 10:36 PM
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2676093

This video reminded me of this thread. :hmm:

Perky McGiggles
Jul 26, 2005, 10:38 PM
This video reminded me of this thread. :hmm:

So you had to go and bring it back to life... :bleh:

swingline
Jul 26, 2005, 10:40 PM
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2676093

This video reminded me of this thread. :hmm:

No way I'm clicking on that.

Hyrax
Jul 26, 2005, 11:32 PM
So you had to go and bring it back to life... :bleh:
Yep.
I didn't want to hear :nag: OFN :nag: .