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BigPapa
Jan 27, 2004, 05:23 AM
Man I hate when that happens. I expect to pee in a nice straight line and then all of a sudden, when the shot starts.... WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

:hmm:

Doozer
Jan 27, 2004, 05:29 AM
I hate it when that happens, normally when you are round someone elses house, one stream is bang on target, no spillage, etc and the other stream goes up the wall, over the carpet, over the dog, etc ........................ then you have to clean it all up quickly so no one suspects you have been too long in the bathroom :bleh: :lol:

pushtun
Jan 27, 2004, 05:44 AM
A reason why you shouldn't have gotten a Prince Albert.

311Sam
Jan 27, 2004, 05:48 AM
OMG i hate that **** and i hate having to clean up the huge mess thats all over the seat,wall, and floor

:mad: :mad: :mad:
:mad: :mad: :mad:
:mad: :mad: :mad:

BigPapa
Jan 27, 2004, 05:56 AM
Originally posted by 311Sam
OMG i hate that **** and i hate having to clean up the huge mess thats all over the seat,wall, and floor


Or pants when you're unlucky :o



:Pics:

311Sam
Jan 27, 2004, 06:19 AM
Originally posted by BigPapa
:Pics:

next time ;)

dark_preacher
Jan 27, 2004, 06:21 AM
and this whole time i thought i was alone.


/tear

Spike_UK
Jan 27, 2004, 06:27 AM
hahahah...odd topic of conversation, but funny all the same. I find first thing in the morning is the worst time. It'll be off in the wrong direction if your not careful. My mum used to hate going in the toilet after me :P

NissanNazi
Jan 27, 2004, 07:01 AM
Just piss in the shower

Doozer
Jan 27, 2004, 07:07 AM
Originally posted by tegnstyle99
Just piss in the shower

:hmm:

BigPapa
Jan 27, 2004, 07:08 AM
Originally posted by Spike_UK
I find first thing in the morning is the worst time.

True, morning is often the worst time for that. There must be a scientific explanation.

We should hire some experts to do some serious research on the subject.

BigPapa
Jan 27, 2004, 07:11 AM
Originally posted by tegnstyle99
Just piss in the shower

Do you also take a number 2 in the shower?

:Pics:

SpiTFir3
Jan 27, 2004, 07:17 AM
How the hell do you piss in TWO directions at the same time?
i've gone to piss and it shot out in a totally unexpected direction, but not 2 at once!!! thats just rediculous :P

Doozer
Jan 27, 2004, 07:22 AM
Originally posted by BigPapa
True, morning is often the worst time for that. There must be a scientific explanation.

We should hire some experts to do some serious research on the subject.

Probably because you saved all your pee overnight and pee it all out as soon as you get up in the morning :p

KingRoLo
Jan 27, 2004, 07:27 AM
people with foreskin have a disadvantage when peeing.

bishuse
Jan 27, 2004, 08:53 AM
Originally posted by KingRoLo
people with foreskin have a disadvantage when peeing.


great sex more than makes up for it.


besides, what's wrong with pissing in the shower?

BigPapa
Jan 27, 2004, 08:58 AM
Originally posted by bishuse
besides, what's wrong with pissing in the shower?


Do you take a shower every time you need a piss? :drool:

Also, it's foul.

Doozer
Jan 27, 2004, 08:59 AM
Originally posted by Athena
You may note this will only happen after wacking off, having sex or a wet dream. I'll let you guess why. ;)

You mean it wont happen whilst im whacking off :confused:



Guess it has something to do with the blood supply :hmm:

Arrowhead
Jan 27, 2004, 09:00 AM
are you guys chopped or unchopped?

Doozer
Jan 27, 2004, 09:06 AM
Originally posted by Arrowhead
are you guys chopped or unchopped?

unchopped ( without paint or photoshop :lol: )

bishuse
Jan 27, 2004, 09:18 AM
Originally posted by BigPapa
Do you take a shower every time you need a piss? :drool:

Also, it's foul.

on the contrary, i do it the other way around.

i really don't see how its foul since the urine goes straight to the sewage system to be treated....same as the toilet stuff.




unchopped is the way to go. sometimes i feel sorry for jews.

Heymanyo
Jan 27, 2004, 09:44 AM
Originally posted by Athena
You may note this will only happen after wacking off, having sex or a wet dream. I'll let you guess why. ;)

It's because there are still bits of ejaculate left in the urethra that can screw up the urine stream. And yes, this has happened to me before.

I'm chopped as well, and wouldn't have it any other way.

BigPapa
Jan 27, 2004, 09:45 AM
Urine is full of germs so I would rather not associate it with a place that's supposed to be super-clean.

Also, I don't like the scent of urine while I'm taking a shower. I'll take strawberry bubbles instead.

Humus
Jan 27, 2004, 09:48 AM
Originally posted by SpiTFir3
How the hell do you piss in TWO directions at the same time?
i've gone to piss and it shot out in a totally unexpected direction, but not 2 at once!!! thats just rediculous :P

KingRoLo
Jan 27, 2004, 09:55 AM
Thats because its a modded penis with 'Dual Jet'.

bishuse
Jan 27, 2004, 10:02 AM
Originally posted by BigPapa
Urine is full of germs so I would rather not associate it with a place that's supposed to be super-clean.

Also, I don't like the scent of urine while I'm taking a shower. I'll take strawberry bubbles instead.

the shampoo washes all the no-no's away.

Kruno
Jan 27, 2004, 10:08 AM
I peed in my own mouth. It tastes like salty jelly.

Sundance Kid V2
Jan 27, 2004, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by K.I.L.E.R
I peed in my own mouth. It tastes like salty jelly.

:confused: :hmm: :eek:

BigPapa
Jan 27, 2004, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by K.I.L.E.R
I peed in my own mouth. It tastes like salty jelly.


:Pics:

PreservedSwine
Jan 27, 2004, 10:24 AM
It's always after sex, but two directions, HA! I've peed in THREE directions before. Trying to hit the toilet w/ 2 streams may be near impossible, three is just a mess...don't even try...just think about cleaning up the mess you've just created...

NissanNazi
Jan 27, 2004, 10:24 AM
I pee on my wife in the shower and she doesn't even know it

Doozer
Jan 27, 2004, 10:26 AM
Originally posted by K.I.L.E.R
I peed in my own mouth. It tastes like salty jelly. :hmm: :nuts: :eek: :nuts: :confused: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts:

XSBagage
Jan 27, 2004, 10:39 AM
Yes I do, the weird thing is for some reason it's always left and right not to the front and back which is a blessing because else you'd wet your pants.

Jimby
Jan 27, 2004, 10:46 AM
Originally posted by tegnstyle99
I pee on my wife in the shower and she doesn't even know it


LMAO!! http://www.rage3d.com/board/images/smilies/pics.gif

Niec
Jan 27, 2004, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by tegnstyle99
I pee on my wife in the shower and she doesn't even know it

Ahahahha.. very nice.

I'd take a **** in the shower if somebody invented one.. you could do the three S's all at once. (**** shower shave)

Justin Credible
Jan 27, 2004, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by SpiTFir3
How the hell do you piss in TWO directions at the same time?
i've gone to piss and it shot out in a totally unexpected direction, but not 2 at once!!! thats just rediculous :P


You lie!:mad:

brian911
Jan 27, 2004, 12:25 PM
Originally posted by tegnstyle99
Just piss in the shower Madonna pisses in the shower ... Anyhow, it's good because urine contains ammonia which can kill bacterias on your foot and prevent athlete's foot.

Shorty
Jan 27, 2004, 12:25 PM
Originally posted by K.I.L.E.R
I peed in my own mouth. It tastes like salty jelly.

Originally posted by tegnstyle99
I pee on my wife in the shower and she doesn't even know it

ROTFLMFAO, i couldnt stop laughing at these two posts :D

Jeff Lange
Jan 27, 2004, 12:31 PM
piss in the shower

YES!

(They're all just pipes [/seinfeld] :bleh: )

Perky McGiggles
Jan 27, 2004, 01:07 PM
lmfao @ this thread!!

Yeah I thought I was alone on this subject. It would discourage me from peeing so I'd just zip up my pants and walk away unfinished...

Soulkrusha
Jan 27, 2004, 01:21 PM
only if there are two muffins in da front of me.

:D

:evil:

Starla
Jan 27, 2004, 01:35 PM
uh.. huh. never had that happen. Maybe the orig steam changing direction.. but no. And for the other uncut guys.. pull the skin back:tard:. It's damn near impossible to piss accurataly with the skin. I still do mark my toilet though:)

Robbiesan
Jan 27, 2004, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by KingRoLo
Thats because its a modded penis with 'Dual Jet'.

LOL!!!

Starla
Jan 27, 2004, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by Robbiesan
LOL!!!
Ive seen that once in a porno..

magicknight0233
Jan 27, 2004, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by maXimusXP
lmfao @ this thread!!

Yeah I thought I was alone on this subject. It would discourage me from peeing so I'd just zip up my pants and walk away unfinished...
But you can't stop once you've started...It stings!:)

lumpyhed
Jan 27, 2004, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by bishuse
on the contrary, i do it the other way around.

i really don't see how its foul since the urine goes straight to the sewage system to be treated....same as the toilet stuff.




unchopped is the way to go. sometimes i feel sorry for jews.

Its fine & dandy till it gets a little 'yeasty' down there :bleh:

BenFolds
Jan 27, 2004, 02:35 PM
you've got to be really, really, really, really, unkempt to foul up a foreskinned wang. it's a quick rinse and it's brilliantly shiny, no more than 3 seconds with soap. Just like you would with any part of your body.

it rolls back during sex anyway, i don't see why people still get it cut. there is absolutely no reason too and is a dated medical procedure.

DeathKnight
Jan 27, 2004, 02:49 PM
I don't believe I've ever had two streams at once. Pisses me off when I pee in a completely different direction than the toilet bowl though and have to clean it up.

KJ
Jan 27, 2004, 03:04 PM
This thead is classic :lol:

rideboarder
Jan 27, 2004, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by kjmattson
This thead is classic :lol:

it sure is....http://mysite.verizon.net/res7482h/lmao.gif

mbeeston
Jan 27, 2004, 03:43 PM
only when it's cold out does happends

qwqwq
Jan 27, 2004, 03:43 PM
freaks

Heymanyo
Jan 27, 2004, 03:51 PM
If I shoot two streams, I'll usually have one perfectly center in the bowl, and the other shooting either on my pants, the seat, the floor, my shoes, or a combination of them. I then have to quickly compensate and try to get as much as I can from each stream in the bowl.

Also, I find that sometimes it helps if you either throttle back or hit the after-burners. This may meld the two streams back into one :)

=Quex=
Jan 27, 2004, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by BigPapa
Urine is full of germs so I would rather not associate it with a place that's supposed to be super-clean.

Also, I don't like the scent of urine while I'm taking a shower. I'll take strawberry bubbles instead.


unless you have a tract infection, urine comes out of the body sterile

keke ^_____^

Seek & Destroy
Jan 27, 2004, 04:01 PM
I take a crap in the sink :bleh:

BigPapa
Jan 27, 2004, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by Seek & Destroy
I take a crap in the sink :bleh:


You too??

:Pics:

jbarby
Jan 27, 2004, 04:49 PM
Yes I hate that 2 streams sux.

In another direction also sux

Do you guys sometimes get where you are pissing straight but for some ****ing reason there is another that drips straight down. This pisses me off i have to scoot closer and then wipe the toilet after as well. :mad:


Whats wrong with peeing in the shower :confused:

magicknight0233
Jan 27, 2004, 04:59 PM
<to Chumbawamba's "Tubthumping">
I take a whiskey drink!
I take a chocolate drink!
And when I have to pee,
I use the kitchen sink!:)

Cyko
Jan 27, 2004, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by tegnstyle99
Just piss in the shower

like in "me, myself, and irene"....that scenario sucks too, expecting to pee where you're aiming and it comes out and a weird angle :bleh: c'mon, I know it's happened to some of you out there!

pushtun
Jan 27, 2004, 05:23 PM
Maybe I'm the only one, but I just sit down...multiple streams becomes a non-issue.

logen1869F
Jan 27, 2004, 05:32 PM
i cracked up soo much whilst reading this thread.

yea yea, it happens to me once in a while. i just turn it off, adjust my position. and give it all i got, i figuer that whene i send a really powerfull stream i can unlodge any of last nights special souce gets loose and creats a singuler stream, most of the time it works, if not its clean up time.

PS: unchoped

rideboarder
Jan 27, 2004, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by pushtun
Maybe I'm the only one, but I just sit down...multiple streams becomes a non-issue.

haha...that's what i do in the morning...it's just easier to just sit down...no mess, no worries, nothing...plus you get to sit and dont have to stand...It's not like standing and doing it is any faster, considering you have to clean up afterwards if you stand ...

dreamwalker
Jan 27, 2004, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by pushtun
Maybe I'm the only one, but I just sit down...multiple streams becomes a non-issue.

Ok, well, since we're on the topic..

Sometimes when I'm taking a crap I notice I have to tuck my wang inside of the toilet (since you piss at the same time sometimes) and I hate the feeling you get when your wang touches the cold inside of the toilet.

pushtun
Jan 27, 2004, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by rideboarder
haha...that's what i do in the morning...it's just easier to just sit down...no mess, no worries, nothing...plus you get to sit and dont have to stand...It's not like standing and doing it is any faster, considering you have to clean up afterwards if you stand ...

Half asleep + aiming = teh noes!

jbarby
Jan 27, 2004, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by SpeedSTREAM
Ok, well, since we're on the topic..

Sometimes when I'm taking a crap I notice I have to tuck my wang inside of the toilet (since you piss at the same time sometimes) and I hate the feeling you get when your wang touches the cold inside of the toilet.

since we are talking about cold and toilets. My toilet sucks if i have to flush while i'm still on the pot. Some genius who designed my toilet decided to push the bulk of the water from the front lip. If I dont pull my wang out of the way I get a rush of cold water on it Which may follow my wang and hit my entire crotch area :eek:. Needless to say I always remember to move my wang 1st now :lol:

Shorty
Jan 27, 2004, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by pushtun
Maybe I'm the only one, but I just sit down...multiple streams becomes a non-issue.

hehe u girl :p

AlienZombie
Jan 27, 2004, 06:08 PM
I cant remember ever having it come out in multiple streams at once...at varying velocities and directions, but not 2 at once...

citywok
Jan 27, 2004, 06:11 PM
best thread ever!

MoAbo
Jan 27, 2004, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by KingRoLo
people with foreskin have a disadvantage when peeing.

AMEN BROTHER! Especially right when you wake up...you're all groggy...you can't see anything through the haze and the blinding lights...your bladder starts screaming at you, so you stumble into the bathroom and low and behold there's a partial obstruction of the stream, and KABLOOIE! I've seen it come out at a 90 degree angle to the left, I was in pure awe, then I went to go clean up my cabinet.

Aphex242
Jan 27, 2004, 06:26 PM
Chopped, and I rarely EVER have these issues. Thank god. lol... seriously maybe like once a month. You guys who deal with it every morning? I pity you. lol

Judas
Jan 27, 2004, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by Aphex242
Chopped, and I rarely EVER have these issues. Thank god. lol... seriously maybe like once a month. You guys who deal with it every morning? I pity you. lol

Once a month is enough to make me nervous :(

RedHerring
Jan 27, 2004, 06:44 PM
If mine shoots out in two different directions is does it only for a short time, and they aren't that far apart. Usually just semen that has'nt made it's way all the way out yet.

pushtun
Jan 27, 2004, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by Shorty
hehe u girl :p

I guess that makes you a girl when you take a crap....unless you stand up for that too....

Elysian
Jan 27, 2004, 07:06 PM
yes, but i have a special piercing... so its quite easy :D

AsDDff
Jan 27, 2004, 07:11 PM
I use my cats kitty litter... I like to burry my turds :bleh: Water sprinker!!!!

dark_preacher
Jan 27, 2004, 07:14 PM
i am in a state of shock and awe that this topic has stayed on topic for this long.

lol.

Shorty
Jan 27, 2004, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by pushtun
I guess that makes you a girl when you take a crap....unless you stand up for that too....

maybe I do :bleh: lol, was only a j/k man

pushtun
Jan 27, 2004, 07:17 PM
Originally posted by Shorty
maybe I do :bleh: lol, was only a j/k man

I am fully aware of that ;)

logen1869F
Jan 27, 2004, 07:19 PM
http://www.theforumisdown.com/uploadfiles/1203/radthread.jpg

Shorty
Jan 27, 2004, 07:23 PM
yea u r right, this thread is rad, itll pwn ur ass tbh :bleh:

luxor
Jan 27, 2004, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by AlienZombie
I cant remember ever having it come out in multiple streams at once...at varying velocities and directions, but not 2 at once...

qwqwq
Jan 27, 2004, 11:18 PM
Do it like teh females then :lol:

the_Vandal
Jan 27, 2004, 11:22 PM
It's called "morning wood" mang. :cool:

BenFolds
Jan 27, 2004, 11:27 PM
yeah, when my wang is flaccid (non-bonnerfide) the foreskin actually feels like a barrel of a gun... utmost control when lining down a streaming projectile. the only time whne it every splits in two is when Kong has awakened. But that's because it's being restricted by enlargement.

Tyr-Sog
Jan 27, 2004, 11:28 PM
after sex.

Rayder
Jan 27, 2004, 11:35 PM
Yes, after sex. Your point?

Tyr-Sog
Jan 27, 2004, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by Rayder
Yes, after sex. Your point?


do you ever pee in two directions at once

after sex.

DigitalDemon
Jan 28, 2004, 12:55 AM
Originally posted by Heymanyo
Also, I find that sometimes it helps if you either throttle back or hit the after-burners. This may meld the two streams back into one :)

Haha, for me, I hit the after-burners and hope for the best.

HiThere
Jan 28, 2004, 01:02 AM
Originally posted by Doozer
...stream goes up the wall, over the carpet, over the dog, etc ........................ then you have to clean it all up quickly ...

Dude, turn around. The toilet is BEHIND YOU!!

Starla
Jan 28, 2004, 01:07 AM
Well when I got a boner, it's damn near impossible to piss straight.. see my **** twisters a bit to the left(the pea hole.. my dick dont goto the left), and attempting to move so its at bottem dead center is hard..*pun not intended*. So um ya..

the chase
Jan 28, 2004, 02:59 AM
Yes when you are half asleep and its starts going in 2 different directions.. you wake up really fast to steer it back in the bowl.

PISSING WITH A BONER IS REALLY THE WORST.

Some times i cant hold it Im like bending forward to get it in the bowl. you can sit down its to hard and i dont have time to think of somthing else to get the wood down to normal.

That is the worst.

KJ
Jan 28, 2004, 03:16 AM
Originally posted by the chase
Yes when you are half asleep and its starts going in 2 different directions.. you wake up really fast to steer it back in the bowl.

PISSING WITH A BONER IS REALLY THE WORST.

Some times i cant hold it Im like bending forward to get it in the bowl. you can sit down its to hard and i dont have time to think of somthing else to get the wood down to normal.

That is the worst. LOL :lol:

Kruno
Jan 28, 2004, 03:30 AM
Originally posted by pushtun
I guess that makes you a girl when you take a crap....unless you stand up for that too....

That reminds me of an incident I had when my brother clogged the toilet.
I really had to take a dump.

I got myself a plastic bag and went into my room so no one could see me. I started to crap in the plastic bag, unfortunately I didn't know how to aim.
Needless to say I ended up picking **** of my floor.
After I got the crap into the plastic bag I threw it into my neighbours yard.

I cleaned the stain by pouring chemicals from shampoo to washing liquid all over the crap stain.

the chase
Jan 28, 2004, 03:33 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thank you so much .. that made me laugh ... everyone at work it looking at me ..

Oh .. that was classic.

the chase
Jan 28, 2004, 03:38 AM
i still cant stop laughing .. PLEASE GIVE THIS THREAD A GOLD METAL.

This is classic.

http://community.webshots.com/s/image6/9/25/67/82692567TXjUtL_fs.jpg

311Sam
Jan 28, 2004, 03:49 AM
Originally posted by K.I.L.E.R
That reminds me of an incident I had when my brother clogged the toilet.
I really had to take a dump.

I got myself a plastic bag and went into my room so no one could see me. I started to crap in the plastic bag, unfortunately I didn't know how to aim.
Needless to say I ended up picking **** of my floor.
After I got the crap into the plastic bag I threw it into my neighbours yard.

I cleaned the stain by pouring chemicals from shampoo to washing liquid all over the crap stain.

oh man i just laughed my ass off at seeing your neighboors pick that bag up :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

BigPapa
Jan 28, 2004, 08:35 AM
Throwing crap through the window, eh? :drool:

That reminds me of a great true story.


It's about this girl, who's invited to a party. There's gonna be a big dinner later in the evening, and there are lots of people, music, dancing, etc. At some point she needs to go to the toilet to take a ****. It's on the second floor. On the way there, she meets a guy whom she has a crush on, also about to use the toilet. So, not wanting to stink it up for the guy that she fancies, she offers him to go first... but he declines, so she has to go first. Now she takes a ****, and not only it stinks, but it's also clogging up the toilet!! Big trouble. What is she gonna do?? She has an idea. She wraps her **** with toilet paper, opens the toilet's window, and throws her little package through that window, not knowing what's located downstairs. So, she flushes, leaves the toilet, and as she goes back down the stairway, she notices the music has stopped and everyone is staring at her, obviously sulking... The kitchen was underneath the toilet window, and her package fell into one of the dishes!!! Needless to say she didn't stay long at the party.

L:lol:L

Humus
Jan 28, 2004, 08:39 AM
:Pics:

AsDDff
Jan 28, 2004, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by BigPapa
Throwing crap through the window, eh? :drool:

That reminds me of a great true story.


It's about this girl, who's invited to a party. There's gonna be a big dinner later in the evening, and there are lots of people, music, dancing, etc. At some point she needs to go to the toilet to take a ****. It's on the second floor. On the way there, she meets a guy whom she has a crush on, also about to use the toilet. So, not wanting to stink it up for the guy that she fancies, she offers him to go first... but he declines, so she has to go first. Now she takes a ****, and not only it stinks, but it's also clogging up the toilet!! Big trouble. What is she gonna do?? She has an idea. She wraps her **** with toilet paper, opens the toilet's window, and throws her little package through that window, not knowing what's located downstairs. So, she flushes, leaves the toilet, and as she goes back down the stairway, she notices the music has stopped and everyone is staring at her, obviously sulking... The kitchen was underneath the toilet window, and her package fell into one of the dishes!!! Needless to say she didn't stay long at the party.

L:lol:L


Did the coffee taste a bit nutty:confused: :hmm:

sp3nc3r13
Jan 28, 2004, 08:25 PM
Is this peeing in 2 directiosn at once???http://www.silab.dsi.unimi.it/~ss546470/love&peace/pictures/llama.jpg

MoAbo
Jan 28, 2004, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by the chase
PISSING WITH A BONER IS REALLY THE WORST.

That reminds me of the time I sat down early in the morning, not realizng Willy Wonka was at full attention and pointing straight ahead, and I ended up peeing right through the gap between the toilet seat and the bowl.

All over the scale and the bath mat. I'm so ashamed...

logen1869F
Jan 28, 2004, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by K.I.L.E.R
That reminds me of an incident I had when my brother clogged the toilet.
I really had to take a dump.

I got myself a plastic bag and went into my room so no one could see me. I started to crap in the plastic bag, unfortunately I didn't know how to aim.
Needless to say I ended up picking **** of my floor.
After I got the crap into the plastic bag I threw it into my neighbours yard.

I cleaned the stain by pouring chemicals from shampoo to washing liquid all over the crap stain.

LMAO:lol: :lol:

vipervk
Jan 28, 2004, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by BigPapa

It's about this girl, who's invited to a party. There's gonna be a big dinner later in the evening, and there are lots of people, music, dancing, etc. At some point she needs to go to the toilet to take a ****. It's on the second floor. On the way there, she meets a guy whom she has a crush on, also about to use the toilet. So, not wanting to stink it up for the guy that she fancies, she offers him to go first... but he declines, so she has to go first. Now she takes a ****, and not only it stinks, but it's also clogging up the toilet!! Big trouble. What is she gonna do?? She has an idea. She wraps her **** with toilet paper, opens the toilet's window, and throws her little package through that window, not knowing what's located downstairs. So, she flushes, leaves the toilet, and as she goes back down the stairway, she notices the music has stopped and everyone is staring at her, obviously sulking... The kitchen was underneath the toilet window, and her package fell into one of the dishes!!! Needless to say she didn't stay long at the party.

L:lol:L

Originally posted by K.I.L.E.R
That reminds me of an incident I had when my brother clogged the toilet.
I really had to take a dump.

I got myself a plastic bag and went into my room so no one could see me. I started to crap in the plastic bag, unfortunately I didn't know how to aim.
Needless to say I ended up picking **** of my floor.
After I got the crap into the plastic bag I threw it into my neighbours yard.

I cleaned the stain by pouring chemicals from shampoo to washing liquid all over the crap stain.

ROFLMAO:lol: :lol: :lol:

Shorty
Jan 29, 2004, 03:45 AM
I hope this thread nevar dies, infact, I call for a sticky!!!

NissanNazi
Jan 29, 2004, 04:23 AM
Originally posted by tegnstyle99
I pee on my wife in the shower and she doesn't even know it

UPDATE

So my wife was standing over my shoulder while I was reading through this thread and she happened to see what I wrote. I am now banned for taking a shower with her for a month :( she took it much better than I thought she would

Doozer
Jan 29, 2004, 05:01 AM
Originally posted by tegnstyle99
UPDATE

So my wife was standing over my shoulder while I was reading through this thread and she happened to see what I wrote. I am now banned for taking a shower with her for a month :( she took it much better than I thought she would

ha ha, you will have to fap in the shower now and leave that for her to clean up :lol:

pushtun
Jan 29, 2004, 06:04 AM
Originally posted by tegnstyle99
UPDATE

So my wife was standing over my shoulder while I was reading through this thread and she happened to see what I wrote. I am now banned for taking a shower with her for a month :( she took it much better than I thought she would

So she doesn't want you to pee on her until next month?

Karim Choesin
Jan 29, 2004, 07:17 AM
The whole things about throwing "stuff" through windows remind me about my high school day. When we first came into the high school the seniority was so high, even the junior is not allowed to go to the toilet.

During my junior's day when we wanted to take a pee, usually we take a pee inside a bottle and then throw the bottle outside through the class window. One day, my friend was just doing the "ritual" thing, he threw the bottle outside through the window, not realizing that one of the teachers was passing. The bottle hit the teacher and......spill out what is inside. After that, there was a meeting, including the student committe and all of the teachers, and the result was junior is allowed to use the toilet.

NissanNazi
Jan 29, 2004, 07:24 AM
I would have just peed out the window