Whats a good Christian FPS?

[MrNasty]

Hi im looking for a good FPS which does not feature the following in it


Blood

Swearing

Drugs

Rasisim

Satan

Sex

Prostitution

Rape

Killing

[jws]

Wasn't there a Nerf shooter based on the Unreal Tournament engine? Several have said they liked it.. I've seen various paintball based games too, but have heard most stink..

I think this is the Nerf game I mentioned:

http://www.3dgamers.com/games/nerfarenablast/

You're not going to find many things in the FPS genre that don't involve the items you listed. After all, it's first person "shooter". :D You're better off looking at other genres like adventure, puzzle, simulations, etc. You'll find a lot more games that fit your requirements there..

[MrNasty]

Is there a game where you can shoot at tin cans or something but in 3d. Are there any tin can skins for unreal tournament 2003?

[col200]

Originally posted by MrNasty
Is there a game where you can shoot at tin cans or something but in 3d. Are there any tin can skins for unreal tournament 2003?
haha! Is this a joke? :bleh:

[jws]

This is old, and I know nothing about it.. but here's a skeet shooting game..

http://www.pcgameworld.com/details.php/id/1497/

You're not going to find much that doesn't involve killing in an FPS. You might find some without the rest of the items you listed, but very few are without killing.. even those boring hunting games involve killing animals..

[realODDSMAN]

Try Reader Rabbit :D

That game had its moments back in 1994 :bleh: :lol:

[Old_Dude]

I hear Postal 2 is a GREAT Christian game. :D

[black hole sun]

Originally posted by MrNasty
Hi im looking for a good FPS which does not feature the following in it


Blood

Swearing

Drugs

Rasisim

Satan

Sex

Prostitution

Rape

Killing You want a FPS with no killing? :hmm: Umm, FPS is not for you look at another genre.

[=Quex=]

catechumen

[kurt454]

Originally posted by MrNasty
Hi im looking for a good FPS which does not feature the following in it


Blood

Swearing

Drugs

Rasisim

Satan

Sex

Prostitution

Rape

Killing



You can try the WWII themed shooters like Medal of Honor and Call of Duty. The violence was justified in those games. War, you know. I personally wont buy the 'Vice City' type games. They are a little over the top for me.

[Dashel]

I believe Doom 3 will fit the bill. ;)

[Blackadder]

Im jewish. What's a good jewish FPS game?

[FluxCap]

Im jewish. What's a good jewish FPS game?

I believe Dreidel Tournament 2004 should be good. It will make great use of pixel shaders :P

[=Quex=]

try manhunt on ps2 :drool:

[Canadian_2K]

Honestly, your best bet would be to find either; one of the Paintball FPS (not very good games... at all... they suck...), or buy a FPS like Medal of Honor (which has no blood, when you shoot them, little 'puffs' of dust come out... by the way, this was actually like real life, when you shot someone, blood didn't spew everywhere, the bullet shocked all the dust and debris on their uniforms off, and a puff of dust would appear... then, of course, they bled) But yeh, like I was saying, in MOHAA, these are the stats:

(-) Blood

(-) Swearing

(-) Drugs

(-) Rasisim

(-) Satan

(-) Sex

(-) Prostitution

(-) Rape

(+) Killing


Plus, the fighting was all to put down an evil leader who slaughtered millions of people. I mean, if you explain the entire history of WWII to the child/or/person, and explain to them how it had to be done for the good of mankind, I'm sure it would be okay for them to play. And, as a bonus, they pick up a little history, too.

[Canadian_2K]

Oh, just to add something... I mean, if you think about it, even games like Mario64 have killing. I mean, there IS a difference between shooting them, and they dissapear, and shooting them and blood spews everywhere, their face gets mangled, and it pretty much disgusts you. Think about that.

[Buttonpusher]

Try Chicken Shoot. Kind of a target shooting theme . I can understand not wanting games with Satan in them, But you can't kill or "murder" a bunch of pixels on computer sceen.

[Aphex242]

Originally posted by FluxCap
I believe Dreidel Tournament 2004 should be good. It will make great use of pixel shaders :P

BEST POST EVAR!!111!!!!!11111 (Laughing my ass off over here LOL)

[Canadian_2K]

Originally posted by Aphex242
BEST POST EVAR!!111!!!!!11111 (Laughing my ass off over here LOL)

Um... I... don't... get it? :hmm:

[AsDDff]

AN fps w/o all that stuff u listed
Blood

Swearing

Drugs

Rasisim

Satan

Sex

Prostitution

Rape

Killing

maybe u should be playing sims or prehaps vice city(JK)?

[bishuse]

technically you can play through Deus Ex and its lesser sequel without killing or raping anything.


why dont you give that a spin?


hacking isn't a seven sin is it?

[Dem2k]

Originally posted by MrNasty
Hi im looking for a good FPS which does not feature the following in it


Blood

Swearing

Drugs

Rasisim

Satan

Sex

Prostitution

Rape

Killing

Dude you want Soldier of Fortune, and RTCW their pro christian trust me ;)

:evil:

[Canadian_2K]

Although it isn't a FPS, you really should get Silent Hill 3... It's perfect for you :evil: .

[Eisberg]

Christian FPS: The paint ball games
The Jewish FPS: Paint Ball games, or any WW2 game where you shoot Nazis.

:hmm: MrNASTY is asking for a game with no:
Blood

Swearing

Drugs

Rasisim

Satan

Sex

Prostitution

Rape

Killing
:hmm: :hmm:

[Aphex242]

Originally posted by Canadian_2K
Um... I... don't... get it? :hmm:

Then you apparently don't know what a driedel is (although I find that somewhat astonishing... I'm not jewish, but I've known about those since around kindergarden).

[drwright]

Originally posted by MrNasty
Hi im looking for a good FPS which does not feature the following in it


Blood

Swearing

Drugs

Rasisim

Satan

Sex

Prostitution

Rape

Killing

I am afraid of why they call you MrNasty then.... :eek:

driedel driedel driedel make it out of clay,
put it in the oven bake it,
then take it out and play!

quite frankly, I don't know why any jewish song would have any reference to ovens

[jeepers]

Hey guys, while you're at it can you help me out, too???

I'm looking for the following:

1. A racing game with no cars, trucks, or anything that drives.

2. A sports game with no athletes that can be played without a ball of any type.

3. A horror game with no ghosts, zombies, uneaded, etc.

[Neva]

Hi im looking for a good FPS which does not feature the following in it


Blood

Swearing

Drugs

Rasisim

Satan

Sex

Prostitution

Rape

Killing

Even the bible has those categories in it....:lol:

[bishuse]

Originally posted by jeepers
Hey guys, while you're at it can you help me out, too???

I'm looking for the following:

1. A racing game with no cars, trucks, or anything that drives.

2. A sports game with no athletes that can be played without a ball of any type.

3. A horror game with no ghosts, zombies, uneaded, etc.



1. any racing game that involves flying

2. arab olympic diving

3. barbie

[seconds]

Originally posted by FluxCap
I believe Dreidel Tournament 2004 should be good. It will make great use of pixel shaders :P

You my friend are the funniest dude ever LOL LOL LOL.....:D

[Arrowhead]

Americas Army in laser tag mode.

[Dem2k]

Originally posted by bishuse
1. any racing game that involves flying

2. arab olympic diving

3. barbie

You should create a topic named Whats a good "Christian Racing game". See what feedback you get. :p

I'd say Carmageddon

[AsDDff]

Originally posted by MrNasty
Hi im looking for a good FPS which does not feature the following in it


Blood

Swearing

Drugs

Rasisim

Satan

Sex

Prostitution

Rape

Killing

I think u took that 10k times worse than mj BS a bit serious:confused:

[Lt.Doomsday]

hahaha.i needed a good laugh

[=Quex=]

so far no reply from nasty....:bleh:

i dont see how you can call something without any of the themes mentioned christian...just take a look at the bible, i mean god or his angel or spirit or whatever commits genocide against egyptian children

[ATsirogiannis]

FPS stands for First Person Shooter....nuff said.

[p00merific]

Originally posted by ATsirogiannis
FPS stands for First Person Shooter....nuff said.

Indeed.

Does your religion prohibit to procreate Mr.Nasty?(sex)
Does it prohibit birth?(blood)
Have you refrained from swearing all your life?
How can you believe in God without acknowledging and avoiding Satan?


The rest of your criteria - we are on the same board - i agree with you but you want an FPS without all those, you are choosing the wrong genre mate. Myst might be an option as is Splinter Cell for most part but SC isn't a true FPS.

PS: Do u know why MOHAA and CoD minimize blood and gore?

[SteelWill]

Originally posted by MrNasty
Hi im looking for a good FPS which does not feature the following in it


Blood

Swearing

Drugs

Rasisim

Satan

Sex

Prostitution

Rape

Killing

I'm looking for a good Bible which does not feature those as well. Seriously, I'm not trying to derail this thread, but you can be a Christian without trying to deny the fact that such no-no's are an integral part of our nature.

[Starla]

try quake 3.. lots of the maps have crosses on them.

[Ati~Troll]

Originally posted by MrNasty
Hi im looking for a good FPS which does not feature the following in it


Blood

Swearing

Drugs

Rasisim

Satan

Sex

Prostitution

Rape

Killing




Your options..? Very small..




PeAce-:)

[Mondo]

You could play Deus Ex:IW without killing anyone just knocking them unconcious, just don't throw any unconcious bodies in the shower, they'll die instanlty!

[Trekster]

The Thief series generally doesn't involve much killing, but it does have violence in it.

Seriously though, if you're trying to find a FPS, find one that shows the consequences of your actions. If you shoot someone, chances are they will die. No sense in trying to sugarcoat the truth.

[=Quex=]

i call BS on this thread :bleh:

[phree]

I don't blame him for not replying back, You guy's basicly just put him down.

Shame :(

[Arrowslinger]

"High Impact Paintball" its a pretty good online game, BUT it never grabbed a hardcore following.

[bishuse]

there's a funny game in classicgaming.com call "Bible Stories". it's a lot of laughs. gotta try it out you guys. look it up in the Game of the Week history

[ATMArage]

"Super Noah's Ark 3D" on the SNES.

It has none of the stuff that was listed, AND it's a first person shooter.

Pwned :cool:

[Oxy_Gen_8500]

I remember two shooters that had religious themes to it....one I think was called Requiem:Avenging Angel and the other was Catehuman

[Cyko]

Originally posted by MrNasty
Hi im looking for a good FPS which does not feature the following in it


Blood

Swearing

Drugs

Rasisim

Satan

Sex

Prostitution

Rape

Killing

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/positive5.jpg :hmm:

[Blackadder]

I;ve now converted to scientology. Whats a good scientology FPS

[AsDDff]

Originally posted by Vandelay
I;ve now converted to scientology. Whats a good scientology FPS
half lfie:)

[black hole sun]

In another thread, "MrNasty" the "Christian" posted this:
Battlefield 1942 + the desert combat mod is without a doubt one of the best multiplayer games ever created.

There are lag issues and the FPS aspect to the game is not as solid as dedicated fps games but the vehicles more than make up for it.

It's the born losers who rely on aiming with their mouse and basic reaction skills that play Twitch based FPS that will get owned in BF1942 because the game requires real tactics and skill espeically to work together as a team and to use vehicles properly. Nice joke thread.

[Spencer]

Ah heck and I was getting all excited to post ditto to the guy who said laser tag option of America's Army. Then it turns out Nasty made the pro BF1942 post.

[Themlasu]

Originally posted by FluxCap
I believe Dreidel Tournament 2004 should be good. It will make great use of pixel shaders :P
I spit water all over my monitor after I read this :lol:

[SumB]

Extreme Paintbrawl.:D

[P1x44r]

Originally posted by Arrowhead
Americas Army in laser tag mode.

Bingo!

[psg]

I'm still laughing because he can't spell "racism."

[Trunks0]

-America's Army in LazerTag mode(this game is free for download)
-Nerf Arena Blast (Kinda hard to find)

Those are the only good games I can think of. A First person shooter almost always has blood. Although it is true that MOH:AA has vary little blood. But I think the AI still bleed once dead if I remember correctly before fading away some times.

You would have an easy time looking to what games have content control.

[black hole sun]

Originally posted by Trunks0
-America's Army in LazerTag mode(this game is free for download)
-Nerf Arena Blast (Kinda hard to find)

Those are the only good games I can think of. A First person shooter almost always has blood. Although it is true that MOH:AA has vary little blood. But I think the AI still bleed once dead if I remember correctly before fading away some times.

You would have an easy time looking to what games have content control. There's no blood at all in the MOH games. COD doesnt have blood either.

[matt8260]

This thread is probably a joke but I do know a christian fps thats a joke in itself. Catechuman (I think its spelled correctly) involves converting your enemies who are Roman Soldiers and Demons to Christianity. I think two people before me mentioned this.

[jimmyboy]

I'll go with the "Medal of Honor" games. The dead and dying Nazis don't bleed, you don't kill or harm women and children, there's no rude language, no sex, no drugs, and really there's nothing else you can do but blow up panzers, stukas, pill boxes, and kill Nazis. Look at it this way: there's nothing wrong about killing Nazis! So then you must do the right thing and play this game! It is your duty! The only thing not right about these games is that you don't have the chance to poump up the led into the likes of Hitler, Eichmann, Goebels, and Himmler, or any SS that I recall.

And after you've rid the world of the Nazi menace, then you can go on to slaughter Imperialist Japs in "Pacific Assault"!

[Phoenix_Cat]

Dude you wanna get Postal 2! :p

[nooby]

Originally posted by Phoenix_Cat
Dude you wanna get Postal 2! :p

yep, along with the nude skins:lol:

[MrNasty]

Thanks for the help. I spent my christmas money on postal 2 but I found the first level ok it said I have to go to get milk and bread and this sounded like a Christian thing to do but then I saw a prostitute and a dog bit me and I tryed running away but they dog kept biting me so I hit it with a spade and killed it and there was BLOOD!!! :( So I immediatly stopped playing. I dunno why people said it was good for Christians because now I know it blood in it because my sister told my parents about what I had been playing and now im in trouble because my whole family thinks I'm a bad christian becuase I like making things bleed. My sister shouted at me PERVERT really loud at the dinner table and my parents were all quiet so I just said it's only blood in a game it's not real.

I asked my sister why she called me a pervert but she screamed don't come near me.


My family are all strict Christians also my sister played postal2 and I asked her what she thought but she just screamed at me again I think she told my family that I like making things bleed because I was getting some funny looks. Anyway im going to return the game soon I hate my sister she probably lied to my parents. They hate my playing videogames anyway :( It's not like playing games with blood makes me sick anyway. My family hates me because of postal2 :(

[Phoenix_Cat]

this cant be a result of this post. its new years day, no wheres open and i only posted it like 20 mins ago.

[MrNasty]

Originally posted by Phoenix_Cat
this cant be a result of this post. its new years day, no wheres open and i only posted it like 20 mins ago.

No but im looking for another FPS since all the ones ive bought so far are too bloody, serious sam, quake3, and alien vs predator 2 and my parents don't want me playing games like that anymore :(

[Phoenix_Cat]

well do your parents expect you to read quotes from the bible if ever faced to face with a sworm of hostile aliens. I wouldnt ever say i have felt tempted to re enact anything from playing a computer game. I am christian and i play just about anything i dam well want. I watch horriffic movies but non of which are infulenctial (Sp error)

Command and Conquer ?
Tetris, Pac man, Space invaders
Rally Games ?
join the dots ?

I seriously cant think of a single game that doesnt incorparate one of those things you asked not to be listed without it affecting it been a good or bad game.

[badboy]

you can try Apocalyptica :evil:

Armageddon has been and gone. The Earth, after being the arena for millennia of covert wars between the forces of heaven and hell, finally became the battleground for Satan's last-ditch attempt at the conquest of mankind. So great was the number of souls corrupted, so numerous the sins, that Satan was able to manifest on Earth and he set upon building himself a great army.

The faithful fled to the farthest reaches of the Universe and established the colonies of New Babylon, Red Bethlehem, Golgotha the cathedral world and many others. A new order was born to protect the masses from the evil that had so very nearly brought an end to humanity.

The Lord's wrath brought Armageddon to Earth in a great cleansing flame, destroying Satan and his followers. More millenia passed and mankind's assembled armies patrolled the Universe against the day when Satan might return.

He had not been idle.

Reborn from the flames as Neo-Satan, he gathered about him the remains of the souls of humanity and set about building an army, vowing to avenge himself. He declared the Earth as a new outpost of Hell and was thus renamed as Nu-Hades.

The player assumes the role of one of four technologically advanced, yet medievally religious soldiers, leading a team of diverse characters in an epic quest to destroy Neo-Satan and his legions. Played from a third-person perspective, Apocalyptica contains elements of shoot-'em-ups, beat-'em-ups and intense team-based action, played in elaborate levels full of gothic sci-fi architecture.

http://static.computergames.ro/assassin/images/apocalyptica/apocalyptica003.jpg

[Malakai]

OMG what's a good homosexual FPS game?

[_BliZZardX_24k]

wow badboy, that game looks fun!
fighting demons from hell what more could a christian mother want?

[=Quex=]

Originally posted by jimmyboy
Look at it this way: there's nothing wrong about killing Nazis!

yeah forget their human families, friends, etc. and nevermind the fact that nazi is a political term not a military one, and who cares that the majority of the game's opponents, wehrmacht troops, were loyal to country rather than administration...i mean look at our army and how every single person in it is a fanatical bush follower :rolleyes:

[psg]

I can't believe everyone is taking this so seriously...

[black hole sun]

Dude MrNasty, quit the act, we all know this thread is full of BS. Go back to Battlefield 1942.

[indio007]

Originally posted by SteelWill
I'm looking for a good Bible which does not feature those as well. Seriously, I'm not trying to derail this thread, but you can be a Christian without trying to deny the fact that such no-no's are an integral part of our nature.

I looking for this too. Maybe it's the Ostrich version of the King James. :rolleyes:
"Thou shalt bury thy head in thy sand"

[beowulf001]

Originally posted by MrNasty
Thanks for the help. I spent my christmas money on postal 2 but I found the first level ok it said I have to go to get milk and bread and this sounded like a Christian thing to do but then I saw a prostitute and a dog bit me and I tryed running away but they dog kept biting me so I hit it with a spade and killed it and there was BLOOD!!! :( So I immediatly stopped playing. I dunno why people said it was good for Christians because now I know it blood in it because my sister told my parents about what I had been playing and now im in trouble because my whole family thinks I'm a bad christian becuase I like making things bleed. My sister shouted at me PERVERT really loud at the dinner table and my parents were all quiet so I just said it's only blood in a game it's not real.

I asked my sister why she called me a pervert but she screamed don't come near me.


My family are all strict Christians also my sister played postal2 and I asked her what she thought but she just screamed at me again I think she told my family that I like making things bleed because I was getting some funny looks. Anyway im going to return the game soon I hate my sister she probably lied to my parents. They hate my playing videogames anyway :( It's not like playing games with blood makes me sick anyway. My family hates me because of postal2 :(


ROFL:lol: This is one of the most humerous and BOGUS threads I have read in a long time.

"I asked my sister why she called me a pervert but she screamed don't come near me." ROFL:lol:

[jws]

that'll teach me to try and help someone :D

[Dem2k]

Originally posted by Malakai
OMG what's a good homosexual FPS game?

The soon to be released Sims the FPS! nuff said. ;)

[Sherv]

Originally posted by beowulf001
ROFL:lol: This is one of the most humerous and BOGUS threads I have read in a long time.



Ditto.

[Cyko]

quote:
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Originally posted by MrNasty
Thanks for the help. I spent my christmas money on postal 2 but I found the first level ok it said I have to go to get milk and bread and this sounded like a Christian thing to do but then I saw a prostitute and a dog bit me and I tryed running away but they dog kept biting me so I hit it with a spade and killed it and there was BLOOD!!! So I immediatly stopped playing. I dunno why people said it was good for Christians because now I know it blood in it because my sister told my parents about what I had been playing and now im in trouble because my whole family thinks I'm a bad christian becuase I like making things bleed. My sister shouted at me PERVERT really loud at the dinner table and my parents were all quiet so I just said it's only blood in a game it's not real.

I asked my sister why she called me a pervert but she screamed don't come near me.


My family are all strict Christians also my sister played postal2 and I asked her what she thought but she just screamed at me again I think she told my family that I like making things bleed because I was getting some funny looks. Anyway im going to return the game soon I hate my sister she probably lied to my parents. They hate my playing videogames anyway It's not like playing games with blood makes me sick anyway. My family hates me because of postal2
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wow.....it's like out of a movie, a horribly bad movie

[Joshua17]

A good fps with no blood or gore or cussing is Jedi Outcast And Jedi Academy

[biggerC]

Originally posted by MrNasty
Hi im looking for a good FPS which does not feature the following in it


Blood

Swearing

Drugs

Rasisim

Satan

Sex

Prostitution

Rape

Killing Postal 2?

[Nebuchadnezzar]

+1 for Postal 2

[Judas]

http://www.christiangaming.com/

google the words "christian" and "gaming" for more.

Please note I don't provide those resources because I find them funny or I take them seriously.

[MatroxFan]

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[chocoba65]

Billy Graham's Bible Blaster :D :D :D


































oh wait, that's not a real game... :bleh: :lol:

[Spencer]

Originally posted by Judas
http://www.christiangaming.com/

I found one game on the site I recognized, The Longest Journey. But I can't tell if it's the mainstream adventure game or some bible thumping one because the link to its review is broken.

[compneo]

O.k mr nasty, now look here. There is no way your story is legit. If you bought postal 2, you would have seen right on the box that it is the boodiest game out there. Now I too am a Chrstian, and have a keen sense of when someone is mocking Christianity...which I believe you are...especially with a screenname of mr nasty :rolleyes: Anyhow IF you ARE Christian, get H.A.L.O it has it's pros and cons, but it is a FPS with no blood except fake looking alien spatter.

[Blackadder]

yeah. Just imagine you preached christianity to the convenant and they didnt accept it, so you go on a rampage blowing their ****ing heads off.

[Stilgar1973]

Originally posted by MrNasty
Hi im looking for a good FPS which does not feature the following in it


Blood

Swearing

Drugs

Rasisim

Satan

Sex

Prostitution

Rape

Killing

I am looking for a game that has ALL OF THE ABOVE.

I did some stuff a long time ago that will pretty much gaurentee me a ticket to hell. The way I figure it, if I am going anyways then what is my motivation for being good?

Seriously though, anyone think of a game that has all that?

That rape requirement is gonna be pretty hard to fill.

[PARANOiA]

Originally posted by Vandelay
yeah. Just imagine you preached christianity to the convenant and they didnt accept it, so you go on a rampage blowing their ****ing heads off.
Actually Halo does have a Christian theme. I don't know if you are being serious or not, but there is an underlying biblical story to Halo ("Take this and drink, for this is my blood, the blood of the new and everlasting covenant... so that sins may be forgiven").

Anyway, this thread is an obvious joke.. did anyone here really take it seriously?

[DarkSyde]

Originally posted by black_hole_sun
In another thread, "MrNasty" the "Christian" posted this:

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Battlefield 1942 + the desert combat mod is without a doubt one of the best multiplayer games ever created.

There are lag issues and the FPS aspect to the game is not as solid as dedicated fps games but the vehicles more than make up for it.

It's the born losers who rely on aiming with their mouse and basic reaction skills that play Twitch based FPS that will get owned in BF1942 because the game requires real tactics and skill espeically to work together as a team and to use vehicles properly.
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Nice joke thread.

Ya that is a good one. BF doesnt really need skill OR tactics... ;) lol:p

[Firestorm_ATI]

Is he serious? Sounds more like Christian bashing to me. I'm a Christian, but I enjoy killing polygons and seeing red sprites gush all over the place as much [or more :bleh:] as the next teenager. As far as looking for FPS games with no killing... You can't take the "Person Shooter" out of "First Person Shooter". Now that you mention it, though, I believe I've seen a few genuine Christian FPS games in Barnes and Noble. I wouldn't expect a whole lot from them, though.


edit ---

Okay I read page 2 and 3 and he's obviously not serious. He's almost as full of BS as nanyangview. So, whatever dude, just whatever. Intersting thread.

[Kuja]

ROFL funny stuff MrNasty :D

[AsDDff]

"I asked my sister why she called me a pervert but she screamed don't come near me." ROFL

OMG u had sex with ur sister...

[Phoenix_Cat]

Originally posted by AsDDff
OMG u had sex with ur sister...

Lol and u wonder why u are BANISHED SON!!!!

THOU SHALT NOT SLEEP WITH SIBLINGS!

[spyre]

Originally posted by Joshua17
A good fps with no blood or gore or cussing is Jedi Outcast And Jedi Academy

Theres dismemberment though :)

[Nagorak]

Bleh. :bleh:

[Doozer]

Originally posted by Old_Dude
I hear Postal 2 is a GREAT Christian game. :D

Agreed :lol:

[Judas]

Originally posted by spyre
Theres dismemberment though :)

Jedi mumbo jumbo is for heretics :p

[jws]

Originally posted by Spencer
I found one game on the site I recognized, The Longest Journey. But I can't tell if it's the mainstream adventure game or some bible thumping one because the link to its review is broken.

TLJ is one of the best adventure games around.. It was made by Funcom before they made Anarchy Online and they are supposedly making a TLJ2. If you like adventure games at all, this is a "must have". I'm sure you can find all sorts of info over at http://www.justadventure.com/

[voodoo1]

gotta love the joke thread made my day.

[safesinger]

yea mine to but id recommend redneck rampage

[Rayder]

Hmm...Tron 2.0 has no killing, you de-rezz computer programs that just so happen to look like people. It's more like an aggressive delete than really killing anything. They just break up into pixels and disappear. I mean, for the most part, you are smacking 'programs' with a frisbee. Consider yourself a "Spybot" or an "Ad-Aware" and your cleaning house, wiping out all the garbage programs that infest the computer your in.

About the only thing I'm not sure about is the swearing...can't rem if there's any in it or not....I don't THINK there is....although the "programs" doing the jitterbug when you zap them with the cattle-prod thingy can appear disturbing to bible-thumpers....probably. :rolleyes: But they ARE just programs after all.

That is about the closest game I could think of that fits your criteria and doesn't suck eggs.

So....what does your christian family think of your screen name MrNasty? That screen name is perfectly fine with them eh?

EDIT: Spelling...

[p00merific]

Second best post on this forum to day for me. Hahaha.

[GoldenNugget]

The Longest Journey have a lot of swearing though. Theres parts where people drop the f-bomb ~5 times in a sentence.

[Spencer]

Originally posted by jws
I'm sure you can find all sorts of info over at http://www.justadventure.com/

I'm eGoatee over there on their forums. Been meaning to return there and gloat over how cool Uru looks. I've shifted to 3D and Uru fits the bill. TLJ was beautiful but I've given away or traded in a dozen adventure games like it, like Myst Exile, Timelapse and the JP series. They're fine but 3D has taken over me for now. Of course I have other great looking stuff that isn't so peace loving - UT2003, U2, NOLF2, Vietcong, etc.

[Lemures]

chex quest ?

[Lotto]

Originally posted by MrNasty
Hi im looking for a good FPS which does not feature the following in it


Blood

Swearing

Drugs

Rasisim

Satan

Sex

Prostitution

Rape

Killing

I nominate this for the thread of the week!

[vasileiou]

Originally posted by MrNasty
Hi im looking for a good FPS which does not feature the following in it


Blood

Swearing

Drugs

Rasisim

Satan

Sex

Prostitution

Rape

Killing


You will then Love PAiNKiLLER and DoOm3 :p

Especcialy everything that has to do with Satan and Hell is the main Subject of these games

They will be a nice present for you
:p


-Almost all games have killing except some Strategy\simulations games(like simCity) and the Sport games and the likes...but probably you will find them Boring

[mgdbottled]

_______________________________________________________
Hi im looking for a good FPS which does not feature the following in it


Blood

Swearing

Drugs

Rasisim

Satan

Sex

Prostitution

Rape

Killing
__________________________________________________________________


Surely you jest. Any of the most violent, vicious, blood thirsty games made would certainly fit right in and be consistent with the christian religion. After all, the christian religion is the most violent, vicious religion that ever existed on the face of this planet. The christian religion is responsible for more murders and mayhem and outright genocide than any other organization that ever existed. Apparently someone doesn't read their history. So, if you belong to the christian religion, feel free to buy any game. The more bloodthirsty, the more appropiate it would be.

[Ati~Troll]

Lmao..




PeAce-:)

[the_Vandal]

**** **** **** ****: Legacy of the Golden Tubgirl

[Och]

try kens labirinth

[beowulf001]

Originally posted by mgdbottled

Surely you jest. Any of the most violent, vicious, blood thirsty games made would certainly fit right in and be consistent with the christian religion. After all, the christian religion is the most violent, vicious religion that ever existed on the face of this planet. The christian religion is responsible for more murders and mayhem and outright genocide than any other organization that ever existed. Apparently someone doesn't read their history. So, if you belong to the christian religion, feel free to buy any game. The more bloodthirsty, the more appropiate it would be.


You sir are a hateful idiot!:rolleyes:

[AsDDff]

Originally posted by beowulf001
You sir are a hateful idiot!:rolleyes:

4 plagues..... I think there is some truth to what he said

[L.O.W.]

Christianity is outmoded. Seek refuge in the Jedi faith. Use the force oh noble one.

[oct13]

Originally posted by MrNasty
Hi im looking for a good FPS which does not feature the following in it
Blood:
"And they took Joseph's coat, and killed a kid of the goats, and dipped the coat in the blood" Genesis 37:31

Swearing:
"I have sworn by myself, the word is gone out of my mouth in righteousness, and shall not return, That unto me every knee shall bow, every tongue shall swear." Isaiah 45:23

Drugs:
"Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities." 1 Timothy 5:23

Racisim:
"And I will make thee swear by the LORD, the God of heaven, and the God of the earth, that thou shalt not take a wife unto my son of the daughters of the Canaanites, among whom I dwell" Genesis 24:3

Satan:
"And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light." 2 Corinthians 11:14

Sex:
"Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes" Genesis 19:8

Prostitution:
"Yet they went in unto her, as they go in unto a woman that playeth the harlot: so went they in unto Aholah and unto Aholibah, the lewd women." Ezekiel 23:44

Rape:
"Howbeit he would not hearken unto her voice: but, being stronger than she, forced her, and lay with her." 2 Samuel 13:14

Killing:
"And Cain talked with Abel his brother: and it came to pass, when they were in the field, that Cain rose up against Abel his brother, and slew him." Genesis 4:8

By your criteria, you may have better luck finding a Christian FPS than you will finding a Christian Bible.

[mpFLUX]

bah christians shouldnt be playing games where you shoot anybody, you should
be in the kitchen baking me a pie.

try www.disney.com maybe you can download elmo's great
adventure

lol

[User Error]

Wasn't there an old shareware FPS where you had to shoot bars of soap at dirty animals to clean them? I remember playing that game on a shareware CD collection. Unless washing stuff is violent of course... I mean, they could get soap in their eyes and get hurt! :eek:

Otherwise, just plug your NES and get ready for the sheer excitement of...

http://www.vgmuseum.com/pics/BibleAdventures_Title.gifhttp://www.vgmuseum.com/pics/BibleAdventures_Game.gif

and

http://www.vgmuseum.com/images/nes/01/Bible%20Buffet.gifhttp://www.vgmuseum.com/images/nes/01/Bible%20Buffet%20-%20Ingame.gif

[beowulf001]

Originally posted by oct13
Blood:
"And they took Joseph's coat, and killed a kid of the goats, and dipped the coat in the blood" Genesis 37:31

Swearing:
"I have sworn by myself, the word is gone out of my mouth in righteousness, and shall not return, That unto me every knee shall bow, every tongue shall swear." Isaiah 45:23

Drugs:
"Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities." 1 Timothy 5:23

Racisim:
"And I will make thee swear by the LORD, the God of heaven, and the God of the earth, that thou shalt not take a wife unto my son of the daughters of the Canaanites, among whom I dwell" Genesis 24:3

Satan:
"And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light." 2 Corinthians 11:14

Sex:
"Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes" Genesis 19:8

Prostitution:
"Yet they went in unto her, as they go in unto a woman that playeth the harlot: so went they in unto Aholah and unto Aholibah, the lewd women." Ezekiel 23:44

Rape:
"Howbeit he would not hearken unto her voice: but, being stronger than she, forced her, and lay with her." 2 Samuel 13:14

Killing:
"And Cain talked with Abel his brother: and it came to pass, when they were in the field, that Cain rose up against Abel his brother, and slew him." Genesis 4:8

By your criteria, you may have better luck finding a Christian FPS than you will finding a Christian Bible.

Wow...nice try. You actually cracked a Bible open to find specific refrences that are taken out of context just to say that the Bible isn't Christian. I went through and read each reference, you spouted and came back with a completely different picture than the one you are trying to convey.

[beowulf001]

Originally posted by AsDDff
4 plagues..... I think there is some truth to what he said

O.K. what do you mean by that? 4 plagues......and......and? And what is this truth that was typed? At least finish your thought.

[AsDDff]

Originally posted by beowulf001
O.K. what do you mean by that? 4 plagues......and......and? And what is this truth that was typed? At least finish your thought.
meh i think ill stop trying to disprove u... I dont have enough info on the bible/christianity to start an argument...

[oct13]

Originally posted by beowulf001
Wow...nice try. You actually cracked a Bible open to find specific refrences that are taken out of context just to say that the Bible isn't Christian. I went through and read each reference, you spouted and came back with a completely different picture than the one you are trying to convey.

So according to your "picture" of the Bible, Cain didn't kill Abel, Lot didn't offer his daughters to the Sodomites for sex, and Amnon didn't rape his sister Tamar?

Perhaps you also believe that nobody drank wine in the Bible and Satan, prostitutes, or blood are never mentioned in it either?

But then you have also misconstrued my statements to believe that I have said the Bible isn't Christian, when I have said no such thing.

[beowulf001]

Originally posted by oct13
By your criteria, you may have better luck finding a Christian FPS than you will finding a Christian Bible.

I guess I didn't understand the last part of your statement. You used a bunch of Bible references and that was about it. The last sentence is a little confusing, thats all.

[SithSolo1]

Guess I'm a little late buuuuuuuut......Review of Catechumen (http://www.almenconi.com/topics/games/catechumen.html) :drool:

[Crisler]

You know up until this thread I was PROUD to be a member of this community. For the most part people where generally helpful and respectful. However after seeing this thread I am firmly convienced that this community is heading the way of the nVidiots...

Joke or not from the start this is a legitimate concern for many parents when looking for games for thier kids. It is also a concern for adults that do not want the mess that most new games have become.

In serious answer to this question a few games come to mind...

Nerfblast was a great game with no real violence in it. The game was played using kid avatars even. Graphics would look a bit dated now but where awesome for their time. Look for it in bargain bins.

While not truly a FPS game but does have a first person prespective, check out MechWarrior4: Mercs. The game has you blowing up machines, not people. In the fiction few seldom if ever die as they can eject. No blood and gore since you are destroying machines.

Sadly the modern gaming world plays to the lowest common denominator. They take the lazy route and instead of writting creative plots and stories with inovative game play they stick to the same basic line every other game uses, kill everything, become unbeatable and make sure there is lots of gore along the way. Make the game better by throwing in some needless nudity and some vulger language.

[jimmyboy]

I can't believe everyone is taking this so seriously...
Exactly. As others have already said, this whole thread surely cannot be meant to be taken seriously.

I do not honestly think "everything's right about killing Nazis and Imperialist Japs!" And yes, I understand that the Nazis were a political organization and not the army members. I do, however, honestly think anyone who's looking for a good FPS should play the MOH games.

It is true that the bible is probably the most bloody, shocking, and sin-filled book ever written. But it's not that way for the purposes of entertainment, or to show how "christians" should be, as some here seem to think or want us to think that's how they think. :hmm:

It's that way because it's an account of mankind, our history, and actually our very nature. We are a VERY messed up race, and what's in the the bible is representative of any and every evil and selfish thing we can possibly do. Taken in context, each event and deed is a warning to all sin-ful people, and it even shows God's mercy and patience in dealing with such people. One has to actually *read* it to see this, not just take a quote here and there.

[SirBenn21]

Never mind

[joe12pack]

Have you tried Billy Graham's Bible Blaster? Rod & Todd really enjoy it.

[Rayder]

I think in this case FPS means "Flower Picking Sim". :lol:

OH! But wait! When you pick a flower, you killed it. There goes that idea. ;)